The Texas Rangers are set to debut their brand new ballpark, Globe Life Park, this year. In the past several months they’ve shared a number of photos of the inside of the park and, as far as retractable-roof ballparks go, it looks fine. It looks a lot like Houston’s Minute Maid Park, many have noted, but Minute Maid Park as fairly attractive so it’s all good. There is only so much you can do with an indoor baseball stadium.
Here’s that inside view. Like I said, it’s totally fine. Certainly beats sweating in the 100 degree Texas sun:
BASEBALL IS BACK pic.twitter.com/Ln5BuSHAFc
— Globe Life Field (@GlobeLifeField) June 24, 2020
Yesterday, though, the Rangers tweeted photos of the exterior of Globe Life Park and that hasn’t gone over as well, Wait, actually, it’s gone over great because there is nothing people like to do more than make jokes, and the photos have led to a lot of jokes.
First, here’s and image that I’m pretty sure the Rangers tweeted and then deleted but which was nonetheless captured by a lot of people and has since made the rounds:
The new Texas Ranger stadium has all the charm of the worlds largest Home Depot pic.twitter.com/VV18fA985v
— Baseball (@baseballminutia) June 24, 2020
The primary issue most people seem to have with it is that it didn’t match up very well with the artists’ renderings which were widely circulated prior to construction. This rendering, for example, is still up on the Rangers’ website:
I get that artists’ renderings tend to gussy places up a fair deal — they always show the surroundings of buildings to be more lush and calm than they usually are and almost always pretend that there aren’t any parking lots — but this one seems to misrepresent building materials. Specifically, it makes it look like that facade where the giants Texas “T” is would be glass instead of something that looks a lot like aluminum siding of corrugated steel.
It’s that detail which has led to most of the roasting. To wit:
— marty, cloud solutions architect for antifa (@nohuddlenerd) June 24, 2020
— Super Nintendo Chalmers (@tylerlaycock2) June 24, 2020
New look of the Rangers new stadium pic.twitter.com/zg5Eulwp4z
— Albert Rios (@A_Rios08) June 24, 2020
Texas Rangers new ballpark pic.twitter.com/XIgT165b4H
— wash your hAndys (@_rallycap) June 24, 2020
Damn the Rangers wanted to be the Astros so bad they turned their stadium into a trash can pic.twitter.com/pk3Ek88vPK
— Hank Conger Appreciation Account (@GarneauDoubter) June 24, 2020
Like I said: the inside is what really matters and it seems plenty nice. And will be plenty cool for fans in more ways than one, at least once fans are allowed inside.
I would like to know, however, what went into the decision on that siding. Because that’s a humdinger.
BOSTON (AP) Eddie Kasko, an All-Star infielder who managed the Boston Red Sox and spent nearly three decades with the team in a variety of roles, died Wednesday. He was 88.
The Red Sox announced Kasko’s death Wednesday night, three days shy of his 89th birthday. No cause was given.
Kasko played 10 seasons in the major leagues from 1957-66 and was an All-Star shortstop for the National League champion Cincinnati Reds in 1961. He batted .318 in the World Series that year, leading the Reds with seven hits during their five-game loss to a mighty New York Yankees team that featured Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris, Yogi Berra and Whitey Ford.
After spending his final season on the field with the Red Sox, the New Jersey native stayed in the organization to manage its Triple-A club from 1967-69. He was hired as Boston’s big league skipper at only 38 years old in October 1969.
Kasko guided the Red Sox to a winning record in each of his four seasons as manager from 1970-73, never finishing worse than eight games above .500. He went 345-295 in all, tied with Joe Cronin for the fifth-best winning percentage (.539) among Red Sox managers who lasted at least 500 games.
Kasko then spent 21 years in Boston’s front office as a scout (1974-77), Director of Scouting (1978-92) and Vice President of Baseball Development (1992-94). The team said he “played a pivotal role” in signing such stars as Roger Clemens and Mo Vaughn.
After 29 years with the Red Sox organization, Kasko was inducted into the club’s Hall of Fame in 2010.
Kasko broke into the big leagues with the St. Louis Cardinals before spending five seasons with Cincinnati. He also played for Houston, serving as the franchise’s first captain in 1965.
A right-handed batter, Kasko hit .264 with 22 home runs and 261 RBIs in 1,077 major league games, making 483 starts at shortstop, 361 at third base and 47 at second base. His best offensive season came with the Reds in 1960 when he batted .292 with six homers and 51 RBIs.
Kasko was born in Elizabeth, New Jersey, on June 27, 1931. He graduated from Linden High School in 1949 and signed a minor league contract with the New York Giants at 17 years old.
Before reaching the majors, he served two years during the Korean War from 1952-54 with the United States Army Combat Engineers, the Red Sox said.
Kasko and his wife, Catherine, were married for 57 years before she died in December 2015. They had two sons, Michael and James.